Products Of A Long And Fruitless Alliance

by Beastqueef

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1.	Hulking Negress 02:51		buy track
2.	Special Guest At The Pep Assembly 03:17		buy track
3.	Crusin' With Lyle 05:16		buy track
4.	McDracula 03:27	info	buy track
5.	The Thing That Should Not Pee 05:27		buy track
6.	Let's Be Honest Here, Lady, These Children Will Gain Nothing From Seeing Your Cooch 03:55		buy track
7.	Trust Me, You Never Wanna Sit Down Next To A Clown In A Bar (Part 2) 05:08		buy track
8.	Everyone hates the bearded young enthusiast 04:39		buy track
9.	At war with all the creatures of the sea 04:19		buy track
10.	The Last Post I Ever Make 02:19		buy track
11.	If that's how you wanna play it (Live at Fireside Bowl Dec 1999) 02:49		buy track
12.	Brainwerms 03:51		buy track
13.	This is the work of saboteurs! 06:55		buy track
14.	Right Wing Radio in Heaven 04:07		buy track
15.	Known Sitzpinkler 01:51		buy track
16.	Tiger in the ball pit 04:48		buy track
17.	Theme song from short lived television show 'Babes' 02:57		buy track
18.	Bilious 02:51		buy track
19.	This apple has defensive wounds, it did not want to be eaten 02:51		buy track
20.	Boel of Flis 03:00		buy track
21.	I don't know much about pandas, but I do know that panda is way too fucking fat 02:10		buy track
22.	The NES game Where You Eat McDonald's 01:54	info	buy track
23.	Obviously You Did Not Get the Note I Left About the Electric Fence Being Installed 03:16		buy track
24.	Special Relations Episide 03:17		buy track
25.	(!) Gassing Mask (!) 02:47	info	buy track
26.	My most personal pile of shit to date 04:29		buy track
27.	I had a dream I performed analingus on a woman wearing a confederate flag eyepatch, for a really long time, and she was really into it. What do you think that means? 05:28		buy track
28.	The dumbest chick I've ever known 02:48		buy track
29.	The tests are back and there's bees in your digestive tract (which, I am told, is not all that uncommon for someone who routinely works with large numbers of bees) 04:25		buy track
30.	A band called Monkee Crumblez will be performing in my head later this evening 02:18		buy track
31.	Blowing Pudding Through An Expensive Harmonica Because I'm Drunk 03:26		buy track
32.	Everything's Better Now That Horrible Woman Is Gone 02:13		buy track
33.	Song I don't remember making, but I must have, because it's right here 02:11		buy track
34.	Hey, You Should Leave Maybe 01:07		buy track
35.	'Only Mammals Give Milk That Way' or 'If Kraftwerk were retarded' 03:24		buy track
36.	Shivering Quim 06:22		buy track
37.	No, he is not dead, children. The Jazz musician has Merely fallen asleep from a drugs and pussy overdose, he'll be up and about, fellating our ears with his fruity toot-horn in no time. 01:42		buy track
38.	Suddenly Feeling Squeamish? 03:59	info	buy track
39.	I've elected not to challenge your assumptions about me, girl 04:31		buy track
40.	I’m totally enraptured with your vegetarian bullshit 03:37		buy track
41.	Shit my son, Shit forever 01:36		buy track
42.	Let The Man With The Dangling, Bloody Eyeball Speak! It's A Pretty Safe Bet He Has At Least One Good Story 01:03	lyrics	buy track
I can't say who that is singing in the beginning, but I am pretty sure he's saying 'England ain't nothin' but a place full of fags' but I am not positive, he was difficult to get a straight answer out of. My lyrics: Fucking dogs need to chill the fuck out If you don't like the food that I'm giving ya Well, you are lucky I feed you at all you fucking dogs
43.	Sadly, Ireland is No More 03:59		buy track
44.	She made that kangaroo her husband 13:36		buy track
45.	As the Sheriff left the podium, we could see his pulverized O-ring dragging behind him in the dirt. 'Yes!', I softly exclaimed, into my balled fist 05:01		buy track
46.	Outwahili (Live at the Fireside bowl Dec 1999) 04:22	info	buy track
47.	Good at Shoplifting and Not Much Else 10:42	info	buy track
48.	I just assumed I could not possibly hate rap music any more than I did already 02:19		buy track
49.	Thousands of Tiny, Barking Dogs Encased in a Plastic Nutsack 05:04		buy track
50.	Mall Cop Manifesto (Live) 01:51		buy track
51.	With all due respect, I'm not sure jail is the answer here 02:01		buy track
52.	Her Name Is Cha Cha For Real 06:26	info	buy track
53.	An app that tells you that there might be a sexually repentant person near you on the train 03:10		buy track
54.	Sweet Honey in the Peehole 08:53		buy track
55.	Mask Backwards 05:14		buy track
56.	Assemble For Words For Glory Of Brave Feline Cosmonaut 09:53		buy track

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The brand new song 'Hulking Negress' and 56 B sides of varying quality, maybe like a dozen I'd consider 'good'

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released June 8, 2011

Jay Jay Dongle wrote, recorded and played everything.

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Beastqueef Chicago, Illinois

"Demons provoked a false pregnancy in some women, filling their belly with air due to certain herbs they forced them to drink in beverages during the Sabbaths; at the time of giving birth to the child, only a large quantity of fouled air escaped from the woman's vagina"

From 'The Malleus Maleficarum', 1487

Really starting to realize I should have picked a different name. ... more

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