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You will freak, you'll wet your pants
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(She's a) Stabby drunk
02:21
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It's after midnight
You've got your weapons by your side
They jump to offer
You've got your choice of many rides
I think I'm walkin' everyone heard you say this night
You go off on foot, searchin' for a big ol' fight
One block over, your wish it comes true tonight
A man steps up, past your blurry little line
He didn't know that you've deputized yourself
He had no idea
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I know just what you've got and I know the moves you'll make
You cannot do a thing without me in your way
You may build a tower and line up your best defense
I quickly neutralize them and plant my flag behind your fence
Hey! Hey!
Push you to the sea, then crush you all into dust
You'll get no sympathy, beg me only if you must
Notions of homicide, they always shine a light
Notions of victory, they glow on through the night
Hey! Hey!
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Dope Thief
03:44
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Shot your man, took his dope
Of consequence I have no fear
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Thristy ass handshake
02:18
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I'll show you the handshake
But first
Let's gauge your thirst
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Deviled air
05:01
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Some punker girls don't wear no underwear
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We'll tell 'em we're married, they don't know
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Dealing with a dragon
05:10
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There must be something to it
Because I'm drawn right to it
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When the Lord made me
He made a bland, lukewarm man
He dropped onto this Earth
A man with no solid plan
I believe I'll take the easy course
And follow a better man
Run and get a rope, it's time to settle
I'm the type who'd strike it rich
In advertising
I'm the type who'd really excel
At screenwriting
Hum me a little tune, it's time to settle
Dump all over yourself, it's time to settle
Do a little dope, it's time to settle
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11. |
Chatter
02:53
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Like it's some big accomplishment, to get dumb fucks to buy stupid shit
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12. |
Motherfucker got hustled
06:59
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You know how they do 'round here
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13. |
Head full of jelly
02:22
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I fill your head full of jelly
and your gut full of lead
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Enditol and Alcohol
04:54
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If I make it through tonight I'll be shocked
Because tonight is a really bad night for me
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I got no green, I got no greed
No red and green for free
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This is some bullshit and you know it
Why the fuck did you bring that cokehead chick to my house?
Just about the last thing I need right now
Last thing I need, some cokehead chick fucking with my shit
Oh dear God, I just kissed Blownocchio
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I cannot count all the things I cannot buy
Count my blessing off with shotgun blasts to the sky
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It shocks me, just how many people
Come walkin' in backwards
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22. |
Backside to fibula
03:18
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They have to put directions on a bar of soap
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This one here, he ain't too fuckin' bright
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I cannot shake their tail, They leave notes with advice
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You fat fat fat fat fuck
Why you looking at me?
I thought I told you
Stop it
I know I'm pretty
Just stop looking at me
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They are all easily led
Do just what their boyfriend says
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Everybody's got a balled up dollar in their fist
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Beastqueef Chicago, Illinois
"Demons provoked a false pregnancy in some women, filling their belly with air due to certain herbs they forced them to
drink in beverages during the Sabbaths; at the time of giving birth to the child, only a large quantity of fouled air escaped from the woman's vagina"
From 'The Malleus Maleficarum', 1487
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