When I was in jail, I didn't clean my pussy

by Beastqueef

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released January 18, 2011

All songs written/recorded/performed by Jay Jay Dongle except track 30 by Jay Jay (Bass / Sampler) / Mr. JB3K (Drums) / Jackson 'Crybaby' Williams (Guitar) Track 30 recorded live at the Fireside Bow(e)l Dec 1999. We were performing under the name 'Gigantis Lobe' at the time and were ripped out of our fucking minds on all kinds of shit. Quix-O-Tic were the headliner and they were fantastic, but did not like us very much.

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"Demons provoked a false pregnancy in some women, filling their belly with air due to certain herbs they forced them to drink in beverages during the Sabbaths; at the time of giving birth to the child, only a large quantity of fouled air escaped from the woman's vagina"

From 'The Malleus Maleficarum', 1487
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Track Name: The(e) Boogaloot (nnikpan)
You will freak, you'll wet your pants
Track Name: (She's a) Stabby drunk
It's after midnight
You've got your weapons by your side
They jump to offer
You've got your choice of many rides
I think I'm walkin' everyone heard you say this night
You go off on foot, searchin' for a big ol' fight

One block over, your wish it comes true tonight
A man steps up, past your blurry little line
He didn't know that you've deputized yourself
He had no idea
Track Name: In my dreams, I stomp the world to death
I know just what you've got and I know the moves you'll make
You cannot do a thing without me in your way
You may build a tower and line up your best defense
I quickly neutralize them and plant my flag behind your fence

Hey! Hey!

Push you to the sea, then crush you all into dust
You'll get no sympathy, beg me only if you must
Notions of homicide, they always shine a light
Notions of victory, they glow on through the night

Hey! Hey!
Track Name: Dope Thief
Shot your man, took his dope
Of consequence I have no fear
Track Name: Thristy ass handshake
I'll show you the handshake
But first
Let's gauge your thirst
Track Name: Deviled air
Some punker girls don't wear no underwear
Track Name: Tellin' off the body at a funeral (The secret drummer shows)
We'll tell 'em we're married, they don't know
Track Name: Dealing with a dragon
There must be something to it
Because I'm drawn right to it
Track Name: It's high time I did something with these lukewarm gifts / Negative balance
When the Lord made me
He made a bland, lukewarm man
He dropped onto this Earth
A man with no solid plan

I believe I'll take the easy course
And follow a better man

Run and get a rope, it's time to settle

I'm the type who'd strike it rich
In advertising
I'm the type who'd really excel
At screenwriting

Hum me a little tune, it's time to settle
Dump all over yourself, it's time to settle
Do a little dope, it's time to settle
Track Name: Chatter
Like it's some big accomplishment, to get dumb fucks to buy stupid shit
Track Name: Motherfucker got hustled
You know how they do 'round here
Track Name: Head full of jelly
I fill your head full of jelly
and your gut full of lead
Track Name: Enditol and Alcohol
If I make it through tonight I'll be shocked
Because tonight is a really bad night for me
Track Name: Stupid ass United States rabbit
I got no green, I got no greed
No red and green for free
Track Name: This one's for all the Skanks at the CBOT
This is some bullshit and you know it
Why the fuck did you bring that cokehead chick to my house?
Just about the last thing I need right now
Last thing I need, some cokehead chick fucking with my shit

Oh dear God, I just kissed Blownocchio
Track Name: Counting off my blessings
I cannot count all the things I cannot buy
Count my blessing off with shotgun blasts to the sky
Track Name: I terrorize my love (Live)
It shocks me, just how many people
Come walkin' in backwards
Track Name: Backside to fibula
They have to put directions on a bar of soap
Track Name: Calling for the assassination of TS
This one here, he ain't too fuckin' bright
Track Name: (The) Electronic (Bugging) Device (Blues)
I cannot shake their tail, They leave notes with advice
Track Name: Making a pillowfight look good part 2
You fat fat fat fat fuck
Why you looking at me?
I thought I told you
Stop it

I know I'm pretty
Just stop looking at me
Track Name: The Pulse of the fucking Jungle, yo
They are all easily led
Do just what their boyfriend says
Track Name: C'mon everybody, let's drink ourselves to death
Everybody's got a balled up dollar in their fist