Self-Titled Major Label Debut

by Beastqueef

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1.	Broken String, You Don't Do Me No Good! 01:27	buy track
2.	Aluminum Bird 03:26	buy track
3.	There's S-S-S-Something on the Wing 04:27	buy track
4.	Seven Little Notches 04:09	buy track
5.	Why Don't You Just Work? 03:08	buy track
6.	Horrible People Doing Horrible Thing to One Another 03:36	buy track
7.	Cold.Dead.Chrome.(Eyes) 03:28	buy track
8.	Purrmaid Redux 02:42	buy track
9.	(I)know(We)Can(Get)Along 03:13	buy track
10.	Fuck it, I'm Moving in With The Columbines 03:10	buy track
11.	Yeah You Know Whatever I Guess 07:06	buy track
12.	Sentro Walkin' Sentro Thinkin' Sentro Just Bein' Sentro 01:07	buy track
13.	Song For That Fucked Up Chick in Arlington Heights or Wherever the Fuck That Was 01:22	buy track
14.	Trust Me, You Never Wanna Sit Down Next to a Clown in a Bar (Pt1) 05:55	buy track
15.	My Thoughts on Sleep and Religion 02:56	buy track
16.	A Small Pamphlet Explaining Why Getting Run Over By a Train is Bad For Teens 05:09	buy track
17.	Furry Unity Rally Erupts Into Violence 04:53	buy track
18.	Thirty Ass Handshake (This Particular Version) 02:18	buy track
19.	The Patients Have No Virtue 02:56	buy track
20.	Fucking Robots Fighting With Pipes 05:23	buy track
21.	This Thing is Aight! 04:48	buy track

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All songs originally written for the PRF songwriting challenge. Given away to attendees of PRF BBQ 2014 in Chicago, it can now act as some sort of a 'best of Beastqueef' type thing, I suppose, what would it hurt?

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released July 21, 2014

All songs written/performed/recorded and all that by Yona Stabone except 'Purrmaid Redux' lyrics by Kenoki

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Beastqueef Chicago, Illinois

"Demons provoked a false pregnancy in some women, filling their belly with air due to certain herbs they forced them to drink in beverages during the Sabbaths; at the time of giving birth to the child, only a large quantity of fouled air escaped from the woman's vagina"

From 'The Malleus Maleficarum', 1487

Really starting to realize I should have picked a different name. ... more

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